mad birds - Wearing Hollister like it's the only thing standing between

Wearing Hollister like it's the only thing standing between you and total fashion disaster

I wore Hollister to a barbecue and my neighbor asked if I was dressed for a theme party

I put on Hollister before my date and my date left me for a guy in a suit

I wore Hollister to a concert and the crowd thought I was a lost member of the band