mad beers - the number of beers you need to drink before you forget your

the number of beers you need to drink before you forget your name and start shouting at the TV.

I had 7 mad beers and yelled at the football game like it was my ex.

After 5 mad beers, I told my friend I was the president of the universe.

I drank 9 mad beers and tried to text my mom with my toes.