Mad as a bag of frogs
You're so nuts it's like you're carrying a bag full of frogs that are all high on frog juice and ready to fight.
I was mad as a bag of frogs when my phone died during the final level of my video game.
My little brother was mad as a bag of frogs because I took his last candy bar.
My neighbor is mad as a bag of frogs because his lawn was trampled by a herd of cows.