Maczil
A woman so hot she could make a saint blush. She’s got long hair that looks like it was stolen from a river, and she can turn into a mermaid or a fairy if she feels like it. Some say she’s a witch, others say she’s just really good at looking good.
My ex said he saw Maczil in the ocean and swam after her. He never came back.
My cousin dated Maczil for a week. He’s still in therapy.
My mom says Maczil is just a girl with a good skincare routine.