Macy Brown
Macy Brown is the kind of person who will fight you for a boy, a bull, or a slice of pizza. She’s got that blonde hair, that big ass semi, and the attitude to back it up. You’ll never find someone like her.
You dated my best friend, and now I’m going to make you pay for it.
I didn’t win the rodeo because I was too busy fighting you.
You’re my best friend, and I will ride you into the sunset if you don’t let me drive the semi.