Macxican
A Mexican who uses a Mac and thinks everyone else is a loser for not doing the same.
My Macxican brother called me a 'Windows wimp' just because I use a laptop that isn't a Mac.
My Macxican friend said, 'You're just a regular Mexican. I'm a Macxican.' Like that means something.
At the gym, my Macxican friend showed me his Mac and said, 'You're wasting your life with Windows.'