macwen
a giant annoying man who’s way too gay and can dribble a ball like it’s his job, he’s got a big gyatt and turns red when he gets flustered.
I got stuck behind macwen in line and he told me he’s gonna ask me out.
He turned red when he saw his crush and I laughed so hard I got kicked out.
He tried to flirt with my brother and it was the worst thing I ever saw.