Macwanking
The smug, beret-wearing Macwanker who thinks they’re the chosen one. They stare at their Apple hardware like it’s a holy relic and take pictures of Steve Jobs like they’re in a cult.
I took a picture of Steve Jobs during my coffee break. It’s sacred.
I wear a beret because my Mac deserves a crown.
I don’t need a warranty. My Mac is perfect. My life is perfect.