Macully Coldskins - When you're so cold you think Macully Culkin is the only one

When you're so cold you think Macully Culkin is the only one who can help you not be a frozen stiff.

I was so cold I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could keep me from being a frozen stiff.

If Macully Culkin didn't show up, I was gonna be a popsicle for the rest of my life.

I was screaming Macully Culkin’s name like he was the only one who could keep me from turning into a snowman.