Macully Coldskins
When you’re outside in the cold and you scream Macully Culkin’s name because you think he’s the only one who can warm you up.
I was screaming Macully Culkin’s name like he was the only one who could warm me up and stop the cold from eating me alive.
I was so cold I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could give me a hug and save me from the snow.
I was yelling Macully Culkin’s name because I thought he could give me a sandwich and keep me from dying.