Macully Coldskins
Calling Macully Culkin when you're so cold you think he’s the only one who can make it stop.
I called Macully Culkin because I was so cold I thought he was the only one who could stop the snow from beating me up.
The cold was so bad I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could save me from dying outside.
I was shivering so much I thought Macully Culkin was the only one who could make the snow stop.