Macular Conception

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A gross eye disease that makes you see like a blurry mess because someone thinks a lady was born without sins and it somehow messed up your retinas.

My grandma thinks Mary was born perfect and now I can't watch Netflix without squinting like a confused raccoon.

The church says it's a miracle, but I say it's a curse. My vision is worse than my ex's excuses.

I got this from staring at a holy picture too long. Now I look like I just ate a bad burrito.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When your eyes go all wobbly and blurry because some holy lady was so perfect at birth that it ruined your sight.

I tried to pray for clearer vision, and now I can't tell if my eyes are closed or just full of holy confusion.

My eyes look like they were dipped in holy water and then microwaved.

I blame my mom for this. She said Mary was born without sins, and now I can't see my soup.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A disease so bad it makes your vision look like a drunk person's Instagram filter, all because some lady was born sin-free and it somehow cursed your eyes.

I tried to focus on the cross, and now I see a blurry mess and a very angry saint.

My vision is so bad I think I'm looking at a ghost. It's just my sister holding a phone.

I got this from staring at a holy image too long. Now I can't tell if I'm looking at a saint or my breakfast.

by Slangipedia 8d ago