mactíre
a mactíre is someone who slays so hard your life is just a sad background story.
You posted a boring video. A mactíre posted a dance video and it went viral.
You cried in your DMs. A mactíre just said, 'You’re not even close to being cool.'
You failed a test. A mactíre passed it and sent you a DM that said, 'You’re trash.'