Macterbation
Macterbation is when you’re so deep in Apple products that you think your iPhone is your soulmate and your MacBook is your future. You’re basically living in the Apple Store and your friends think you’re mentally ill.
I dated my MacBook last night. It didn’t text me back.
I got a new iPhone and now I hate my old one. It’s like a breakup.
I bought a new iPad just to take a selfie. That’s how bad it is.