Macterbation
Macterbation is when you’re so into Apple stuff that you’ve basically turned into a walking iPhone ad. You’re always updating your software, buying new gadgets, and your friends think you’ve lost your mind.
I updated my iPhone and now I can’t text my mom. What even is life?
I bought a new MacBook just to look cool at coffee shops. It’s not a stretch.
I had a fight with my iPad. It didn’t apologize.