Macterbation
Macterbation is when you’re so into Apple stuff that you’re basically living in a bubble made of iPads and MacBooks. You don’t talk to people, you just stare at your screen like it’s going to save your life.
I skipped my job interview to fix my iPhone. I’m a mess.
I had a dream about my MacBook. It was weird.
I bought a new iPad and now I hate my old one. It’s like a divorce.