Mactarded
A Mactard is someone who thinks Apple ads are magic and doesn’t realize they’re just being ripped off to pay for a logo instead of a real computer.
I paid full price for a Mac because Apple said it was the best. It’s not. It’s just a shiny box with a logo.
Apple ads make me feel rich. Then I get the bill and I’m broke. I’m a Mactard.
Apple says it’s the best. I paid for it. Now it’s the worst. I’m a Mactard.