Macspaz
A Mac user who acts like they're the only ones who know how to use a computer and keeps telling you how much better their Mac is than your PC. They even give Windows silly names just to sound cooler.
You call Windows Windoze? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
Why do you keep saying Microshaft? That's not even a real thing.
You're so obsessed with your Mac you don't even know what a real computer is.