Macsandra
Macsandra is the kind of person who makes your life worth living. She’s real, she’s loud, and she doesn’t care if you’re being a total idiot.
Macsandra showed up at my funeral and told the priest he had the worst laugh of all time.
I failed my exam, and Macsandra made me laugh so hard I passed it by accident.
She texted me at 2 a. m. with a joke so good it ruined my sleep.