MacSaladDaddy
The person who’s so good at making macaroni salad, it’s like he’s been training for it since he was a kid and probably got paid to do it.
My uncle’s macaroni salad is so good, I think he’s been paid by the macaroni gods to make it.
He brought macaroni salad to the party and said it was 'the only thing that matters.' I said, 'Yeah, and it’s the only thing I’m eating.'
He’s been making macaroni salad for 30 years and still thinks it’s the best thing since sliced bread. I think it’s the best thing since I stopped eating bread.