MacroPleasantry

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A huge, obvious, stupidly nice thing someone does that cancels out all the tiny, annoying, stupidly mean things they say.

When your dad yells at you for burning the toast but then buys you a whole cake for your birthday.

Your teacher calls you a dummy but then gives you an A on the test.

Your mom says you're the worst but then drives three hours to bring you a giant pizza.

A loud, obvious, glorious act of kindness that makes everyone forget the tiny mean stuff they did.

Your boss insults you in front of everyone but then gives you a raise and a bonus.

Your crush calls you a nobody but then brings you snacks every day.

Your brother makes fun of your hair but then fixes it for you before you go out.

A big, obvious, annoyingly kind thing someone does to cover up all the tiny, annoying, mean things they say.

Your teacher roasts you in class but then gives you extra credit.

Your friend calls you a loser but then lends you their notes for the test.

Your dad says you're the worst but then pays for your whole concert ticket.

A huge, loud, stupidly nice thing someone does that makes all the tiny, annoying, mean things they said just disappear.

Your crush makes fun of your shirt but then brings you a coffee every day.

Your teacher yells at you for not doing your homework but then gives you a 100% on the test.

Your mom says you're the worst but then drives two hours to pick you up from school.

A big, loud, glorious act of kindness that makes you forget all the tiny, annoying, mean things they said.

Your brother mocks your singing but then signs you up for voice lessons.

Your dad insults you but then buys you a brand new phone.

Your crush says you're ugly but then texts you every day.

A stupidly big, obvious, annoyingly kind thing someone does that makes all the tiny, annoying, mean stuff just vanish.

Your teacher insults you in front of the class but then gives you an A+.

Your friend calls you a failure but then helps you study for the test.

Your dad yells at you but then gives you a new bike.