Macrophile - They’re like a comic book addict who draws themselves as a 5

They’re like a comic book addict who draws themselves as a 500-foot giant with six arms and a foot fetish.

My comic is about me fighting a dragon and I also have a foot fetish.

I drew myself as a giant centaur with a tattoo of my ex’s face.

I drew myself as a giant, half-shark, half-beetle, and I still didn’t get a date.