Macrophile - They’d rather be squashed by Godzilla than be ignored by the

They’d rather be squashed by Godzilla than be ignored by their crush.

I would let Godzilla step on me if my crush said yes.

I told my mom I’d rather die than not get a date.

I’d let a giant stampede on me if I could finally get a kiss.

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