Macroblunt
A blunt so fat it makes your pants look like they're on a diet and your ass look like it's been eating donuts for a week
I tried to smoke a macroblunt and my lungs screamed like they were being tortured
The macroblunt hit the table and it made a sound like a cow sneezed
I told my friend he brought a macroblunt and he said 'you're just jealous it's not a macroblunt 2.0'