MacroBat
A bat who thinks he's a god, but he's just a lazy, keyboard-pounding, 80's music-loving, rap-hating, face-melting, online ghost.
^v^ just flew into my DMs and yelled 'I'M FLYING!' while playing Journey to the Center of the Earth on YTMND.
He randomly appeared in my group chat and started a debate about whether Duran Duran was better than Vanilla Ice.
He sent me a 30-minute playlist of Bon Jovi and said 'this is my life.'