Macrina
Macrina is the person who’ll stick up for you, but if you mess with her, she’ll leave you hanging. She’s smart, funny, and can watch a whole show in one go.
You said her show was a waste of time. She watched the whole thing and then made you watch it with her.
She let you off the hook for failing her test, but only after you promised to never say her name again.
She stayed up late to watch a movie and then yelled at you for being too loud.