Macrina
A Macrina is like a saint with a bad temper. She’s forgiving, smart, and sometimes cracks jokes. But if you mess with her, she’ll ghost you and let you rot in silence.
You said her favorite show was trash. She vanished for a week and came back with a playlist of the whole series.
She forgave you for burning her breakfast but still took your phone away for a day.
She watched 12 episodes of a show you told her was boring. You’re confused and scared.