Macrevis - My snatch or my hole, as a woman says, or a man named Philli

My snatch or my hole, as a woman says, or a man named Phillip Macrevis who probably got kicked out of the house.

'I told my friend Macrevis my secret, and now he’s laughing at me.'

'Phillip Macrevis is my cousin, and he’s always making fun of me.'

'My mom says Macrevis is my dad, but I think he’s a ghost.'