Macrevis - My private part or my hole, as a woman would say, or a guy n

My private part or my hole, as a woman would say, or a guy named Phillip Macrevis who smells like old socks and regret.

'My crevis is my favorite part of me.'

'Phillip Macrevis smells like my brother after a long bike ride.'

'My teacher said Macrevis is my brother, but I don’t believe him.'