Macrevis - My hole or my snatch, as a woman says, or a man named Philli

My hole or my snatch, as a woman says, or a man named Phillip Macrevis who probably got hit by a truck.

'My crevis is the best part of me.'

'Phillip Macrevis got hit by a truck, and now he smells like roadkill.'

'My teacher said Macrevis is my dad, but I think he’s a fake.'