Macrevis - My hole or my snatch, as a woman says, or a man named Philli

My hole or my snatch, as a woman says, or a man named Phillip Macrevis who probably got kicked out of the house and now lives in a trash can.

'I told Macrevis my secret, and now he’s telling everyone.'

'Phillip Macrevis lives in a trash can, and he smells like old pizza.'

'My mom says Macrevis is my dad, but I think he’s a ghost.'