Macrat
A Macrat is someone who would rather keep a broken Mac than a working friend. They’re like the Macs they hoard.
He had a friend who left. He kept a Mac from 1999 instead. It was slower.
She broke up with her boyfriend but kept a Mac from 2001. It was like a relationship.
He had no money but kept a Mac just because it had a screen. It was like a life choice.