Macrat
A Macrat is a person who treats Macs like sacred cows. They’ll keep a broken one just because it once had a keyboard.
He got a new Mac, but he kept the old one. It was slower. It was ancient.
She had five Macs on her desk. One of them didn’t even work. It was just there for show.
He kept a Mac just because it had a green screen. It was like a relic.