Macrat
A Macrat is a person who thinks Macs are better than people. They’ll keep a broken one just because it once had a fan.
He had a Mac that didn’t even work. He said it was ‘still useful.’ I said it was dead.
She kept a Mac from 2005 because it had a trackpad. It was slower than my grandma.
He kept a Mac just because it had a logo. It was like a cult.