Macrabation - When you try to braid something while blowing your load and

When you try to braid something while blowing your load and it looks like a f***ing disaster.

I was braiding a rope while jerking off and it looked like a f***ing disaster.

My friend walked in on me doing macrabation and said, 'You look like a f***ing mess.'

I tried to braid a rope and it looked like a f***ing spiderweb.