Macrabation - The f***ing art of jerking off while trying to weave somethi

The f***ing art of jerking off while trying to weave something and it ends up looking like a f***ing madman's rug.

I was weaving a rug and jerking off and it looked like a f***ing madman had a meltdown.

My mom walked in on me doing macrabation and said, 'What the f*** is that?'

I tried to make a fancy rug and it looked like a f***ing dog peed on it.