Macquin
Macquin is the f***ing nice guy who’ll help you out even if you’ve been a pain in his a***. He’s got curly hair and a smile that could charm a f***ing dragon. But don’t mess with his secrets.
He helped me pass the test even though I failed it on purpose. Then he f***ing told me he knew.
He kept my secret about the f***ing alien invasion. I had to give him a snack for that.
He smiled through the whole f***ing disaster. Then he saved me from the lava.