macquarrie
Macquarrie is a Scottish name that came from a man who was so smelly and loud, they turned it into a girl’s name just to annoy him.
My teacher called my dog Nicquarrie because he barked like a madman.
My uncle Macquarrie got kicked out of the pub for shouting ‘I’m the king of the smelly men’.
My mom said my name was Nicquarrie because I cried like a baby when I was born.