macquarrie
Macquarrie is a Scottish last name that used to be for men who were so smelly and drunk, they turned it into a girl’s name just to make fun of them.
My dog’s name is Nicquarrie because he stinks and he barks like a maniac.
My brother Macquarrie got in a fight with a barista because he said ‘I’m the king of the smelly men’.
I got in trouble for spelling Macquarrie as ‘Macquarrie the Smelly’ on the math test.