Macphilia
A diddy blud with a tiny sausage who thinks they're king of the jungle. Call them a Macphilia if they act like they're hunting you for lunch.
'Why are you staring at me? You're just a Macphilia trying to impress your mom.'
'He thinks he's a lion. He's a Macphilia.'
'That guy hit on me twice. He's a Macphilia.'