Maconia - Maconia is the worst kind of weed. It smells like old socks

Maconia is the worst kind of weed. It smells like old socks and it makes you feel like you’re being chased by a giant spider.

I smoked Maconia and my neighbor came out to yell at me because he thought I was on fire.

My sister got high on Maconia and tried to dance with the vacuum cleaner.

I used Maconia to stay awake during the movie, and I fell asleep during the credits.