Maconia
Maconia is the reason your brain decided to take a nap during math class. It’s like the cousin of regular weed, but it’s got more attitude and less money.
I used Maconia to pass the time in jail, and I ended up laughing at the prison dog.
My friend got high on Maconia and thought the ceiling was made of cheese.
My dog tried to eat Maconia and now he’s tripping like he’s on a rollercoaster.