Macomber
A woman who can make a cucumber-sized penis look like a raisin just by walking in the room. Macombers are loud, annoying, and love to brag about it.
My cousin’s ex is a Macomber. She walked in and his whole life went down the drain.
My neighbor’s wife is a Macomber. She came over and his penis was crying.
My brother’s girlfriend is a Macomber. She walked in, and he ran out.