Macomb
Macomb is a fake city that’s just a bunch of farmland turned into boring houses and strip malls. It’s like a suburbia nightmare where everyone tries to look rich but just drives overpriced cars and snort fake cocaine.
RT @MacombHater: My cousin bought a house in Macomb and now she thinks she's rich. She drives a Subaru and thinks Dollar Tree is a luxury.
DM: 'I live in Macomb and my only job is to make sure the subdivisions look nice.'
Tweet: 'Macomb is just a bunch of rich people who think they're gangstas but can't even spell 'ghetto' correctly.'