Macomb
Macomb is a city that's so dull you could fall asleep during a subway ad. There's nothing fun, no cool stuff, and people just sit around pretending they're important.
Tweet: 'Macomb is like a group project where everyone is just copying each other.'
DM: 'I live in Macomb and the only thing that ever happens is Hall Road traffic at 5 PM.'
Post: 'Macomb is where the only cool thing is the Dollar Tree near the subway.'