Macomb
A Macomb is a woman who can shrink a tiny penis just by looking at it. They’re loud, annoying, and always think they’re the center of attention.
Tweet: 'My mom is a Macomb. She looked at my dad's penis and it went from cucumber-sized to cherry-sized.'
DM: 'My friend's ex is a Macomb. She turned his manhood into something you could eat.'
Post: 'Macombs are the reason why men still wear shirts in public.'