Macomb County
Where people think they’re tough because they’ve never been to the city and never will be. Also where the baby killers are from and they don’t care.
My uncle from Macomb County tried to beat up my cousin for wearing a shirt from the city. He said, 'That’s a crime!'
I got called a ‘city kid’ for eating pizza. My cousin said, 'You don’t even know how to cook!'
My friend’s mom from Macomb County said she’d kill me if I ever moved to the city. I said, 'Okay, but I’ll bring a pizza.'