Macomb County
A slapdash mix of suburban sprawl and suburban stupidity where people think they’re cool because they own a truck and can say the word 'ghetto' without blinking.
My cousin from Macomb County tried to pull a rap remix at my aunt’s funeral. It was like a scream in a blender.
I got yelled at for wearing a hoodie in a parking lot. The guy said, 'You’re not even from here!'
My mom’s friend from Macomb County tried to teach me how to ride a horse. It involved a cow and a swear word.