Macnatic
A Macnatic is someone who knows everything about Macs and Apple stuff. They probably have a Mac in every room and still骂 the iPhone for being slow.
I’ve got 5 Macs and 3 iPads. My dog knows more about Apple than my ex.
My Macnatic cousin can fix a MacBook with a paperclip and a curse.
I asked my Macnatic brother about my iPhone. He called it a 'dumbphone' and said I should ‘just use a Mac.'
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