Macnatic
A Macnatic is a person who knows all about Macs and Apple stuff. They probably have more Macs than you have friends.
My Macnatic brother has 6 Macs and still骂s the MacBook Pro for being ‘too expensive.’
My Macnatic neighbor can fix a Mac with a pencil and a swear word.
I asked my Macnatic mom why my iPhone was slow. She said, ‘You should’ve just bought a Mac, like me.’